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 crochetdragons

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a picture of Mabel Pines from Gravity Falls, smiling with the caption "I rigged it"ALT
 crochetdragons

I was trying to be patient but @oopsglitch just for you: the lads!

two dachshunds, one mostly black lying on the ground and a dappled mix lying with his head on the back of the other oneALT
a dappled dachshund mix wearing a red and white striped sweater sleeping in a dog bed by a fire placeALT
a mostly black dachshund puppy mid-leap towards a rusty brown mini dachshundALT
a black dachshund and a brown mini dachshund sitting right next to each other. the brown one is sticking his tongue out slightlyALT

The brown one is Hercules and he’s an Old Man, Loki is the black one and he is in his Teen Phase, and Bucky is the Babiest Boy in the sweater.

Bonus baby pics!

a dappled mix dachshund puppy is sitting on a pillow on a couch. he is smaller than the pillowALT
a dappled mix dachshund puppy is climbing on a sleeping brown mini dachshund. the puppy is much smaller than the adult dogALT
a mostly black dachshund puppy is sitting and staring at the camera very politelyALT
a small mostly black dachshund puppy is chewing on the leg of a dinosaur chew toy in a kennel. the toy is the same size as the puppyALT
 crochetdragons

Bonus snapchats from my sibling

a black dachshund puppy in a hoodie pocket with the caption "He's a baby kangaroo"ALT
a black dachshund puppy sleeping with his paw in a person's had with the caption "He wanted me to hold his hand"ALT
a black dachshund puppy lying on a blanket on someone's back looking sidelong at something offscreen with the caption "He doesn't like the vacuum"ALT
 insufferable-bisexual

Moreeeeeeeee

 elizawillis06

Is there anymooooooorrrrreeeee

 crochetdragons

a brown dachshund lying on a couch surrounded by blankets. on a pillow next to him is a curled up dappled dachshund mixALT
a brown dachshund lying on a couch surrounded by blankets. on a pillow next to him is a curled up dappled dachshund mixALT
a brown dachshund lying on a couch surrounded by blankets. on a pillow next to him is a curled up dappled dachshund mixALT
 budgiesmuggled-deactivated20210

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Butch Women Talk About What It Means to Be Butch. Originally posted by them on Youtube. Excerpts featuring Cade Russo Young, a 37 year-old butch dyke.

TRANSCRIPT:

What isn’t sexy about other butches, are you kidding! Oh, my god!
To me, butch means someone who I was brought up by, and admire.
Butch is nuanced.
Butch is more than we’ve been talking about.
Just because I identify as a butch dyke and a cis woman right now, it doesn’t mean I always will.
Who you are, right now in this moment, is perfect. And if that changes, you’ll be perfect in that moment too.

END TRANSCRIPT.

 i-am-a-fish

i don't CARE I'm posting this right FUCKING now I'm gonna delete this in an HOUR so NOBODY will believe you if you tell them you saw this alright LOOK at this GOOFY ASS DOG with his SILLY HAT

DO NOT SCREENSHOT THIS POST THAT'S CHEATING

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 what-even-is-thiss

Living alone leads to habits that you don’t realize are weird until you stay with someone else and have to suppress them.

 what-even-is-thiss

I’m staying with family right now and I can’t just go “AUGH” like a peanuts character in the middle of the night just because I feel like it. I also can’t lick cooking utensils anymore because other people are gonna be eating that. And I can’t rant to my Swedish horse because I left that at home and also ranting to an inanimate object in the middle of the house would make me look insane.

 what-even-is-thiss

I was talking to my aunt about this because she also lives alone and we agree that when you start living alone you need to start making more noises when you do things like grunting when you get up and yelling at annoying inanimate objects because you need to fill the space somehow. But when suddenly other people are around you’re now in the habit of whistling whenever you open a cabinet and people who have never lived alone don’t understand what you’re doing.

 what-even-is-thiss

If you ever stay with somebody who lives alone for a few days and they start randomly doing squats in the middle of the kitchen and clicking their teeth or making noises at birds outside, just let them. Believe it or not those are methods of preserving sanity. Shaking the fridge and demanding it give you answers is a shield against the impeding darkness.

 ecrivainsolitaire

Why do you have an inanimate horse in the middle of the house

 what-even-is-thiss

Family tradition.

 noandpickles

My bf studied japanese in high school and often says "gambate!" (not sure of spelling) to be like. encouraging. I think it means roughly "let's get this bread." However, as someone who took spanish in high school, it always sounds like a command to me. And as near as I can tell, in spanish it would mean "go shrimp yourself."

 noandpickles

#why would it mean shrimp yourselfALT

I'm definitely not a fluent speaker, so I could be wrong, but here's how I got there:

In Spanish, some (informal, I think?) commands are formed by dropping the "r" from the end of an infinitive verb. (Every infinitive verb in Spanish ends in r.) For example, "to run" is "correr." If you want to tell someone to run, it's "corre." If you want to tell someone to do something to something/someone, you append a little pronoun thing to the end. From "besar" (to kiss) we get "bésame" (kiss me). From "cocinar" (to cook) we get "cocínalo" (cook it). From "callar" (to silence) we get "cállate" (silence yourself/shut up).

So, "gambate" immediately reminds me of "cállate," which is a rude command. It would be formed from the verb "gambar" and the second person object "te" for "you/yourself." But "gambar" isn't a word in Spanish. However, "gamba" is a word. It means "shrimp." So while it isn't technically grammatically correct, in the same way we "verb" nouns in English, the noun "gamba" is being used in the place of a verb here. "Gambate" (or more properly "gámbate" to maintain the correct stress for both the Spanish and Japanese). "Go shrimp yourself."

 the-goblin-cat

Native spanish speaker. You're quite right about your linguistics here, and spanish speakers love to make up new words by conjugating existing words (at the very least, my parents do)

My confusion stemmed from never having heard the word gamba before. To my knowledge the word for shrimp is camarón

So i looked it up and apparently gamba actually means prawn. So it's actually go prawn yourself

 pseuddamntired

Absolutely perfect addition thank you

 ruhlare

something so intimate about handmade stuff, handmade bread, handmade presents, or handwritten letters, in general intimacy and tenderness are stored in hands, in holding hands and playing with each other's fingers, warming each other's hands...

 soracities

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(Yannis Ritsos)

 furryprovocateur

i mean this in the gentlest way possible: you need to eat vegetables. you need to become comfortable with doing so. i do not care if you are a picky eater because of autism (hi, i used to be this person!), you need to find at least some vegetables you can eat. find a different way to prepare them. chances are you would like a vegetable you hate if you prepared it in a stew or roasted it with seasoning or included it as an ingredient in a recipe. just. please start eating better. potatoes and corn are not sufficient vegetables for a healthy diet.

 autumnday19

Need it to be easier?

  • baby carrots (good dipped in ranch)
  • Celery sticks (add some peanut butter or cream cheese for extra flavor and protein)
  • Broccoli (good with ranch, cheese, or salt/pepper/butter)
  • Canned peas (you can microwave in a microwave-safe bowl. Good with salt/pepper/butter)
  • Bell peppers (cut into strips, good with cream cheese)
  • Canned green beans (can be microwaved in microwave-safe bowl. Good with salt/pepper/butter)
  • Hummus (good with crackers or tortilla chips)
  • Salsa (good with tortilla chips)
  • Guacamole (good with tortilla chips)

Need it in something?

Can't see it:

  • Hummus
  • salsa
  • Guacamole

Can see but disguised flavor (can usually be found store bought or done at home and use different veggies):

Texture problems:

Need it soft:

  • Hummus
  • Salsa
  • Guacamole
  • Cooked carrots
  • Avocados
  • Beans (personally I prefer black beans and canned baked beans)
  • Peas (make sure to cook well, great value brand has the softest peas I've tried)
  • Cooked broccoli (note: it does smell bad while cooking)
  • Cooked asparagus (note: also smells bad while cooking)
  • Cooked zucchini and squash (good together but can be eaten separate)
  • You can also puree most vegetables and eat with a spoon or use them as a dip

Needs to be crunchy:

  • Raw carrots
  • Raw celery
  • Raw bell peppers
  • Salad (remember you can put whatever you want in it! Even if that means no lettuce)
  • Most veggies are okay raw, and are usually very crunchy

Veggies google says stay crunchy after lightly cooking:

  • Snap peas
  • Brussel sprouts
  • Cabbage
  • Water chestnut
  • Bamboo shoots

Broad texture tips:

  • You can change textures by eating raw, cooking, chopping, pureeing, etc
  • You can separate different textures to use in different ways (ie using broccoli tops in a soup and eating the bottoms raw)

It also really helps to think about why you dislike a vegetable. I found that I am scared of green foods so I like to use those veggies for ingredients in things they are well hidden for. I've also learned that watching something while eating helps because then I'm not looking at the gross green things. When possible, I also like to get help hiding it (ie using cream of celery soup in my chicken and dumplings).

 roach-works

if you don't like the acrid, bitter flavor of raw or steamed brassicas (broccoli, cauliflower, cabbage, brussel sprouts) the best fix is to toss them in olive oil with chicken salt, fry seasoning, or old bay, spread them flat on a baking sheet, and roast them in the oven for 20-30 minutes at 420 F. take them out when they're a bit brownish on the edges. they will have a rich, savory, smokey taste. cauliflower gets a meaty, roasted flavor, brussels sprouts and broccoli taste nutty, while carrots and zucchini get sweeter. can't recommend roasted veggies strongly enough.

 derinthescarletpescatarian

Just occurred to me that when you go to Ikea you don't have to limit yourself to one lap. You can go around a second time.

 musicaster

You can go around a second time, but is the temptation worth it

 derinthescarletpescatarian

What is even the point of Ikea if you don't talk yourself into 3 new kitchen gadgets and an unnecessary blahaj

 derinthescarletpescatarian

Lots of passionate defenders of the necessity of blahaj in the notes

 starlight-edith

Wtf is a blahaj????

 nobrain-nothoughts

Wait, the blahaj is an actual item? I thought it was a made-up, stand-in word meaning 'any sort of thing that you see at the IKEA gives you joy'. Like those tiny pans, or new pillows because the cover match your cat or something